Kind of fun & kind of creepy…

 

The first one has to be horrendously hot to wear not to mention heavy as well!

For those hot days of summer…

Thank goodness for the mannequins, right? It’s not hard to figure out why the live model on the beach is crossing her legs the way she is…bet she’s wishing she’d never have to stand up!

Man crochet…

I was a little distracted by the models but not necessarily in a good way but you have to admit, these models are doing pretty damn good modeling these creations despite the “come hither” look of the last model. You have to wonder what they’re thinking…

Would you?

I must admit, some of these pieces are quite artistic and the use of color, although very bold, isn’t so bad either. I think I like the crochet body suits the best – nothing like head to toe anonymity!

If you’re a hooker, I’m sure you’ve seen this artist’s work!

Get ready for winter…

Do you see your favorite?  Get your hooks ready!

Hotter?

These may be from a vintage Patons pattern book and sure, they aren’t quite modern to today’s standards but why oh why is one model feeding another model ice cream? I don’t get the point of that at all – does it make the hot pants hot?

It’s time to post this…

I get sent this image by readers on a pretty regular basis so I thought it was time to finally post it for everyone to enjoy or be traumatized by…your choice…LOL

And she is anatomically correct and so is her son in case you needed those details! But before I close this post, one of our faithful readers sent along this atrocity which is supposed to be a “pickled fetus”…I’m not kidding either! Just how twisted and warped do you have to be? This one is by far worse than the childbirth doll.

For a restful sleep… (NSFW)

Here’s the perfect pillows for you whether you’re male or female…you get your choice of either!

And don’t forget to wear your slippers to bed…

Happy Monday!

More Hair…

But these aren’t vah-related thank goodness! These made me giggle…they have to be for fun! I kind of like the photos too – sure, they probably shouldn’t be crocheted but the whimsy is very cute. Enjoy! Isn’t it nice to not look at the vah-genie anymore? 😉

Vah-genie (NSFW)

OMG, I thought the VaJay was bad but my word, who is buying these? This seller has sold 3 and no, I’m not kidding! Maybe they’re buying them as a conversation piece? God I hope so because you have to be just a tad kinky or twisted to put this on your bicycle seat!

I was going to add the item description but I think I’ll spare you…just leave it as you can have this custom-made and you have the choice of adding or not adding a starfish (aka a butthole according to the listing).

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in!