For a restful sleep… (NSFW)

Here’s the perfect pillows for you whether you’re male or female…you get your choice of either!

And don’t forget to wear your slippers to bed…

Happy Monday!

18 Comments to “For a restful sleep… (NSFW)”

  1. hey where did you find these patterns……good jokes gifts…..i need the patterns…..thanks

  2. Nooooooo!!!! And not on your keyboard!

  3. I just wonder why the slippers weren’t made in ALL camouflage yarn?

  4. My husband says no one has yet done a crocheted penis as good as the one I put on a hat for my brother (dickhead), really they do need to work on the shaping of the business end. You would think that with all of the practice we’ve had shaping in amigurumi, pattern makers could come up with a penis that looks like a penis…

  5. The worksmanship is actually pretty good. Where are the patterns for these?

  6. Really…really? Sigh.

  7. I love your Blog!!! Where do you find this stuff??? That pillow would produce a bit of a quandary…….between a c**k and a hard place 😉

  8. Y’all should do a “boobies crochet” search on Etsy
    (or anything along those lines)

    There’s a lot more unusual items
    where those came from

  9. What is Wrong with people?

  10. I’m making a booby scarf to wear for the breast cancer three day. There are a lot of patterns out there for the boobs, but the penis pillow is a first for me.

  11. I’m sure these items have their place, perhaps a “gag gifts” at a bridal shower?

  12. Oh my godness, those are amazing!!! Where could I find the pattern please?

  13. wow i dont need any breast transplant anymore !! i will save a lot of money but i never through that crochet will fix me

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