November 24, 2011

We have moved!

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November 23, 2011

We are moving!

We are moving! Please update your links to:

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November 12, 2011

Kinky Set

The kinkiest part of this set? Made with acrylic yarn…ugh. Sure, it makes it more wash & wear but acrylic has a way of sucking the sexy right out of anything but blankets and rugs.

And, by the way, the designer claims that the mask hides your identity…great, but what about the poor girl being flogged?

All yours for the low low price of $30!

November 5, 2011

OOAK Crap

The designer describes this thing as “luxury ladies designer gillet/top/vest”…  And in case you are still not tempted, here’s the description of the item for sale and the kicker? It’s copyright protected! Well, if someone wants to steal this they need to be locked up and the key thrown away! Thanks to one of our eagle-eyed readers for sending this one in!

From my new collection inspired by “”Fotoula” Amazing statement gillet in lilac color and many other colors! It is embroidered with knitted roses and leaves. It is handmade crochet with seven colors and different yarns The size of this model is M/L. If you want it sent me your size and i will make in any color you want! This item is copyright protected! ENJOY


October 28, 2011

Ragging…

A ragging rag doll… When I found this, one side of my brain laughed and the other side thought WTH, gross. Is it Halloween yet? This has to be a joke.

October 25, 2011

Put them back on the table…

My eyes are bleeding. Extra large motifs plus gaudy colors surely makes it better to wear doilies…right??  Right??  Not.

October 11, 2011

Cute & Creepy

Just when you think amigurumi is cute you run into amigurumi with a twist…a creepy twist from the minds of artistes! They are still kind of cute aren’t they? Does that make me twisted? LOL

 

 

 

October 9, 2011

Clown Pants?

So, if you’re Rihanna and you’re wearing crochet clown pants, does that make it okay? The look on the other’s faces in the pictures with her pretty much says it all…well, except for the dude really…

However, in her defense at least she can wear them pretty well unlike these two:

September 26, 2011

Make it stop.

Nothing is flattering about any of these designs…somebody make it stop…please?

September 13, 2011

Don’t get burned…

If you crochet a fetus in a jar, you just might get flamed…

“It appears that I have broken the fiber arts world with this pattern. People, I am not the first person to have made something like this and I’m certainly not the last. If you don’t like it, move along. Flaming is unnecessary and really just bores me.” (designer’s words)

So what do you think? Flame-able? Poor taste? Unusual? Funny?

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