Archive for ‘Clothing Designs’

November 5, 2011

OOAK Crap

The designer describes this thing as “luxury ladies designer gillet/top/vest”…  And in case you are still not tempted, here’s the description of the item for sale and the kicker? It’s copyright protected! Well, if someone wants to steal this they need to be locked up and the key thrown away! Thanks to one of our eagle-eyed readers for sending this one in!

From my new collection inspired by “”Fotoula” Amazing statement gillet in lilac color and many other colors! It is embroidered with knitted roses and leaves. It is handmade crochet with seven colors and different yarns The size of this model is M/L. If you want it sent me your size and i will make in any color you want! This item is copyright protected! ENJOY


October 9, 2011

Clown Pants?

So, if you’re Rihanna and you’re wearing crochet clown pants, does that make it okay? The look on the other’s faces in the pictures with her pretty much says it all…well, except for the dude really…

However, in her defense at least she can wear them pretty well unlike these two:

September 26, 2011

Make it stop.

Nothing is flattering about any of these designs…somebody make it stop…please?

July 6, 2011

Get ready for winter…

Do you see your favorite?  Get your hooks ready!

May 1, 2011

Cocoon Wedding

I think this dress is knit but some places say it’s crocheted but since the Royal Wedding is all over the airwaves right now, it seems fitting as it’s a “stitched” dress.  Could you imagine the gasps of horror if this was the dress Kate was wearing?

I think the facial expression of the little bridesmaid pretty much sums up this dress although she should probably make that face and cover her eyes. Nothing like a little one adding levity to an otherwise formal affair.

March 5, 2011

500 minimum!

If you like it, you can have this mass-produced at a 500 item minimum and if it really catches on, the manufacturer can “hand crochet” 50,000 units a month!  Go forth and sell this bad boy…I dare you!

Who exactly would be hand crocheting this at 50,000 units a month? Yikes, there must be crochet slave labor camps somewhere in the world if this is true.

February 2, 2011

Oldie but a Goody?

Put them on a movie star and that will make them all better:

Or better yet, add a matching bag:

Or get wild and change up the colors:

So what do you think? It’s an oldie but a goody or out with the old and you’re sick of granny squares?

January 2, 2011

Happy Holidays!

And Happy New Year everyone!  In case you were wondering what to wear this season…we have a suggestion for you. You’re sure to be the talk of  the party and not in a good way.

December 15, 2010

Maybe it’s just the hair…

December 8, 2010

Some packages shouldn’t be opened…

Before you go any further, let this be fair warning that the image lurking behind the covered package is not safe for work, little one’s eyes or pretty much anywhere! Any ocular trauma that occurs is not the fault of WNTC. Now pass the brain bleach, this one has left a nasty burn on my brain that I can’t seem to get rid of!

Click at your own risk:

Many thanks to Jo, one of our readers, who sent this link in as a comment to our previous post about man thongs – we decided it was worthy of its own post!

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