Pity the poor child…

who receives THIS from grandma!

firesheep here… didn’t even need to purchase the magazine to find fuggage, the blow-in subscription card simply landed at my feet when I picked it up!

l00kie what the universe offered up! a fugly DEAD clown! (is that why so many people fear clowns?!? because they look like the undead.?… i’ve never understood it myself – but i honor and respect all phobias, regardless.)

btw, please, don’t send me any crocheted spiders – k? =;)

~yours in arachnophobia (and fugliness), firesheep67 (new contributer to what not to crochet, AND what not to knit)

Neck Tab Button Vest

Why would anyone want to wear a shapeless
square in some hideous colors and then button
it at the top and pretend it’s a “vest”?