Happy Sexy Turkey Hat Day
Posted by: whatnottocrochet on: November 22, 2007
For everyone who’s celebrating Thanksgiving today!
And you read that right – the pattern designer actually calls this pattern sexy! I
don’t know about you but adding “sexy” to the description surely makes me want to
run out and buy this pattern, crochet it up, throw it on and work it in all its sexy glory!
31 Responses to "Happy Sexy Turkey Hat Day"
November 23, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Are there seriously more than one person willing to make that monstrosity?
November 23, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Maybe not sexy, but definitely an awesome design… maybe for attending a holiday parade. I love it!
November 26, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Why is she wearing a float from the Macy’s parade on her head????
November 27, 2007 at 3:13 pm
HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha HA ha!!!
November 29, 2007 at 12:00 am
BAD Crocheter! BAD BAD GIRL! Put down that hook! Put it down RIGHT NOW! Go to your cubby! Go on! BAD GIRL!
December 21, 2007 at 11:39 pm
that must be the showgirls’ headdress at the Wild Turkey casino
December 22, 2007 at 2:18 am
actually that’s one of my favorites!
I mean, come on… everything else thinks it’s beyond hot when it’s the fugliest crochet ever known to man.
This hat has everything, humor, fugliness, crochet… = sexy!
January 20, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I’m having images of a lapdancing turkey hat running through my mind. And let me say, it is not a pleasant experience.
January 30, 2008 at 5:48 pm
You can’t tell the heart who to love… this hat is for all the turkey fetishists out there…
February 23, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Even though I laughed out loud for at least two minutes over this one, in the end I have to agree with lolausa: Fabulous, inspired kookiness!!
March 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm
If you want to keep giggling, check out this designer’s other creations on Ravelry. Sexy Turkey Hat is but one of many “just-because-you-CAN-make-it-doesn’t-mean-you-SHOULD” creations.
May 12, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Her whole Etsy shop is on the funky/bizarre side. Now, I like funky and bizarre, but some things are better left alone (having said that, I do like her crochet slippers, they are way cool)
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July 20, 2008 at 1:35 am
This is, as my dh just said, ex-crochet-ating! (Don’t worry, I’ll whomp him with something in a minute.)
It might be a good gag gift for “WKRP” fans…
August 20, 2008 at 7:55 pm
This is my favorite entry on this site. Absolute favorite.
August 27, 2008 at 2:52 pm
OMG!!!! you have to be kidding me it looks like she is wearing a hideous lamp shade lol
[...] least he’s better than the Sexy Turkey Thanksgiving hat.  I’m still having nightmares about Lapdancing [...]
June 13, 2009 at 11:51 am
In a bizarro-sort of way, it looks as though the turkey has given birth to a lovely (albeit unfortunate) young lady!
July 21, 2009 at 12:24 am
seriously you have to see the rest of her designs…i don’t know if her etsy shop has reopened yet, last time i checked she was taking a break.
November 22, 2007 at 9:27 pm
I think that is the most delightful thing i have ever witnessed. I love the crazed look in her eye, the overdone eyeliner, the LEGS FOR STRAPS! HA!
Totally made of win.