Archive for December 1st, 2005

December 1, 2005

Creepy Clown Toys

Creepy Clown Toy

The pattern for this creepy little guy reads as follows:

“This classic toy has enchanted generations of babies!”

I don’t think the essence of this toy was captured in that sentence so I’d like to re-write it to the following:

“This classic creepy toy has enchanted scared the crap out of generations of babies!”

I only have one warning if you give this as a gift to a new Mom: cover your ears and take cover…I’m sure she’s going to shriek and throw it across the room!

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