Skirting the Issue!

Quite a number of our readers seem concerned about the Skank factor involved in the Skirts the Puppose models were “wearing”.   So to break up this week (and its been a long one) I went looking for bad crochet clothing. 
Some of it is too truly awful to show.
And some.. well… you do try to forgive the 70’s cringe factor..
I [...]

Patriotic Tops

Oh gosh, no no no no no no no no…this is so wrong. First it's in fugly acrylic then the stars are all distorted and look like starfish. Then there's the colour choices…oh my!
Cruel and unusual punishment for this teenager… A one shoulder design too…no no no…it's just not right. So [...]

Fur-Trimmed & Tassled Tops

And then go ahead and call it “young and trendy”…it insults the younger generation! Especially the generation that likes to be “young and trendy”!
Why even fling that phrase around when you know the stuff really is ugly crap? Come on…this thing is horrible and looks like someone who’s never crocheted ever put it [...]

Green Monster Dress

All I can say about this thing is “ewwww, gross”. The ad reads in such a way that it surely will entice any woman:
Hips stretch 32″ to 40″

I don’t know about you but I seriously love any clothing article that stretches a good 8 inches around my hips. The bust, however, is [...]

Anything Fun Fur

Especially a poncho!! Fun fur has been recalled already…it’s a fire hazard…why would you want to wear it on your body?? Making it many different bright and gaudy colours doesn’t help matters either…it still isn’t fashion! Check out the model too…can you hear what she’s saying? How about:
I am going to work this poncho [...]