Which do you think hurts more? Your eyes or your feet?

Sienna Miller has made the crocheted boot HOT! for the season     (I say that with every bit of irony I can muster) though I will admit they do have *some* appeal.
These warm woolly slipper patterns  give me a vague sense of yearning for a climate that actually has more than two seasons (Wet and Dry).
The blue [...]

Pointlessness in Pineapples

You know, after typing that title…. I think I’ve summed up my thoughts about THIS

 Even dipping into my glittery Western Halter Showing mode, I cant think of how to use it.

Show Pony?? NOT

I saw this pattern for sale yesterday and nearly died from dehydration caused by laughing and crying.
 Then, one of the regular commenters on my own blog  had found it amongst her own patterns and went to the trouble of sending it to me, recognising the FUG value.
This pattern for…
THE BOOTS
if thats not a waste of yarn….
It’s for [...]

Udderly Awful

Sorry.. I just couldnt resist!!!
There are facts that must be acknowledged about ornaments and crafts and trinkets. They usually involve Cats, Angels, smiley Faced suns, Pigs, cows, sometimes ducks. There’s stars thrown about and glitter as well, all with little homilies and slogans.
A little bit is ok. Its good for you.
Its whimsical and [...]

You Tell Me?

To start with a couple of thank yous - to the originators of this wonderful blog for opening it up to new contributors, to the person who first put a hook in my hand and told me to give it a go and finally to the person who sent in this :
Yep.
Its um… for those [...]

“Oinga Floinga” Hat

Does the video speak for itself? Thought so.
Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in -
please don’t poke your eyes out while watching it.
P.S.:  A couple of comments already asking if this is real -
seems to be!  There are more videos of more hats where
this came from AND a custom hat [...]

Bronx Bag

“A crocheted Bonsai bag is adorned with bobbles galore” -
quoted directly from the site. Bobbles galore…ya,
that’s exactly what this looks like.

Thanks to one of our readers for sending this one in!

Luxury Hood

This looks like torture not luxury -
for both the wearer and the crocheter.
Love the “what I’m wearing sucks”
smirk on the model’s face too.

Easy Bead-As-You-Go

Who exactly would wear this bright red thing on the front?
Doesn’t it look a bit like a doily of some kind? None of
the other designs are particularly appealing either.
This is the kind of stuff that gives crochet a bad name.

Free Form Fall Hat

Just because you get to see all
sides of the fug (wait for it to rotate)
and because we haven’t chosen anything
off “Amazing Crochet” for awhile.
They never seem to let us down
everytime we visit for a submission.