What Not to Crochet

You ever have that dream where you’re naked in a crowd?

Posted by: SB&C on: May 3, 2009

I think that this would be way worse:

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26 Responses to "You ever have that dream where you’re naked in a crowd?"

that is just beyond scary.

Oh yeah..that photo “totally” makes sense…

I think that crab is lost in the back ground.

My mother makes squares like these as chair seat covers.

The bag I could almost accept, but the dress?!?!

Granny squares are for afghans, NOT CLOTHES.

Seriously ugly.

Yep – the hair rollers pale into insignificance.

o. my. gaawwd.

There’s a saying in these parts… we’ll use a hat as an example… When you have a really ugly one folks will say you need two so you can shit in one and cover it up with the other. With this outfit, all you need is what you see. You can shit on the dress and cover it up with the bag.

Is it a dress? I’m not convienced it’s not a blanket wrapped around her mid-section

isn’t this the same model from the octopuss picture? I reconize the eyebrows. If it is that woman has a definate seafood allergy

Isn’t this the same model from the octopuss picture? I recognize the eyebrows. If it is this woman has a definate seafood allergy

Granny Squares are the building blocks to fashion! This is gorgeous!

It is so ugly just the colors itself and then you add the granny squares and then the shape of the bag. What is she going to carry in there a dead body?

This whole photo just screams the 1960s. I remember the torture of sleeping on rollers. Wearing rollers and granny squares…I think I would prefer the death penalty.

The only way this could be worse would be to use variegated yarn in the granny squares.

As much as I can agree with you about the horrors of Fun Fur, I hate variegated yarn more.

Where does the bag end the the purse begin??? It is one awful mish-mash of yuck!

oh my eyes! So so many things wrong the colors, making it a dress, making a huge matching bag, just yikes

the tin foil on her eyebrows is for better reception of radio transmissions from the mother ship no doubt!

Aw, come on. The poor girl’s house was on fire and she had to leave in a hurry so she grabbed her afghan on her way out the door!

I want the pattern because it is just ugly enough for me to like!

at first I just saw the rollers and the silver forehead and wondered why this photo was on this blog, and then I scrolled the rest of the way down and well…. yeah, its pretty bad…

I was going to say: an old friend of mine used to say: granny squares are the building blocks of fashion–and what the hell, she posted it here, above…

Bueno ahora ha vuelto la moda de estas aplicaciones, y todo es según el ojo de quien lo mira.

is this not the dress Cate Blanchett just wore?? too bad she didn’t have the matching bag.

She probably had the hair rollers in it as her hand luggage and accidentally left it on the plane …

One does wonder why someone with a surname that sounds so much like the word “Blanket” would actually agree to wear something that looked so much like a blanket … or was that the whole purpose maybe? (even bad publicity is better than no publicity?)

now i know where the blanket from the show Roseanne went..>.>

what is with the background scene?!..its found in some other pics too..wth?!?!

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