Archive for May 2009
Ok – Crochet it… If you can!
Posted by: SB&C on: May 31, 2009
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale… a tale of a fateful trip…
That started from a frosty farm and went significantly WRONG when I misread the itinerary that my EA printed out for me, and I’m now marooned in our national airline’s Business lounge, soaking up a VLLB* and the Flying Marsupial’s free internet.
Noting that [...]
Why Bother? (Warning…Pink bits)
Posted by: SB&C on: May 27, 2009
I seriously can’t see the point.
Actually – sorry, let me rephrase : I can see two *ahem* “Points” but in neither case, does their appearance resolve the Orange cobweb that my mind has fractured into.
The purpose of swimwear – and bikinis, ever since Event Bravo at Bikini Atoll (If you like, I can make a joke about [...]
Watch where you put your feet….
Posted by: SB&C on: May 24, 2009
The subject of clothes on dogs (cats.. rats… weasels….) has been the topic of many a snark.
Do you people really want to die?
Is it a new thing, suicide by crochet? You can’t bear living anymore and Dorothy Parker’s poem has struck a chord so you decide to crochet something for the Animal in your life [...]
Crochet Mafia?
Posted by: SB&C on: May 22, 2009
In case they make you an offer you try to refuse????
Because.. otherwise – having a stuffed crocheted Zebra head – is kinda weird.
Even the most cuddly Safari scheme for a little person’s room isn’t improved by crocheted Zebra Trophies.
Squid -For Men
Posted by: SB&C on: May 6, 2009
- In: For Men
- 15 Comments
The world of high fashion translates from the runway into slick advertisements, impossibly good-looking men and women gazing from the page or billboard; secure in the knowledge that they are richer/thinner/have a better accent than you, and thus entitled to be flogging expensive watches, monogrammed luggage or cars.
So…. I was wondering just what, in the name of any [...]
You ever have that dream where you’re naked in a crowd?
Posted by: SB&C on: May 3, 2009
I think that this would be way worse:
What not to Crochet *With* (oh – and btw….. Little eyes might ask questions!)
Posted by: SB&C on: May 1, 2009
- In: For Men
- 12 Comments
Someone else who should have paid more attention to the “Keep Off the Grass” signs, not just that couple bonking on the Queen’s front lawn. 0.O
Don’t get me wrong, alternative fibres are laudable, applaudable, commendable, dependable even* but unless your ulterior motive is getting your husband sprung by the sniffer dogs at the airport for [...]
