Whaaaaaaaa? (Warning uh… NOT Child Friendly)
Posted by: SB&C on: November 10, 2008
There are times when you see something and you wish to Keeerist, you hadn’t.
The moment I googled,
and found this,
Would be one of them.
i think I just threw up in my mouth a little…
80 Responses to "Whaaaaaaaa? (Warning uh… NOT Child Friendly)"
November 10, 2008 at 10:48 am
pass the eye bleach, please.
ugh……. i just projectile vomited….
off to clean up…..
November 10, 2008 at 11:07 am
Crochet for furries. I never thought I would see the day.
November 10, 2008 at 11:18 am
ROFLMAO!!! Seriously, who has that much time, not to mention the varigated yarn, to waste? As for that ginormous phalus, bwaahaaahaaaa! It’s like, ok, I can deal with the sky blue teats but that thing??? Do they do penis reductions? Still laughing…. it will take days to get that picture out of my mind!
November 10, 2008 at 11:32 am
What in the? I can’t even begin to understand that getup… I too vomited in my mouth when I saw it.
While I am not easily offended, I do think that there are many people who would prefer not to see a giant faux male genitalia… Maybe blur it out a bit, so we get the idea but not the whole picture?
November 10, 2008 at 12:32 pm
First of all im glad that she posted this , since i have children learning to chrichet/knit and I know they woud find things like this . That being said this is a guy with WAY too much time on his hands and obviously “man” issues… and who reallt needs a whole crocheted bodysuit anyway ??geesh!
November 10, 2008 at 12:47 pm
What in the name of all that’s holy, is THAT? Someone made that? Why? Sweet Madre Dios, WHY???????
November 10, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Well, that is very definitely an example of something not to crochet. I do not find it offensive but the person who created that is probably certifiably insane.
November 10, 2008 at 1:37 pm
OMG that was….umm how to put this lightly…… there are no words, what the heck did you do a search for anyway, hermaphrodite dogs…..
November 10, 2008 at 1:50 pm
“S’cuse me? Could you please point me in the direction of the bathrooms?”
“uh..yeah..it’s THAT way.”
“AH…MOTHER!! My EYE!!”
“Heh…be grateful. I gave the last lady who asked a concussion.”
November 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Oh dear… I wonder though, what was the context in which this photo was found? And seriously, those colors don’t look good on anyone!
November 10, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Sometimes there are no words to describe something so revolting and we are just left to wonder WHY?????
November 10, 2008 at 2:37 pm
OMG that is horrible. Why would somebody crochet a strap on? And why does the man have 6 boobs? Did they give some kind of explanation with the pic?
November 10, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Good lord! What in the name of all that beautiful did you google to get THAT????
November 10, 2008 at 6:55 pm
someone thought that learning to crochet would be good therapy for perverts? maybe?
November 10, 2008 at 7:50 pm
That is so AWESOME!!!!!
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa
Thanks, totally made my day. Oooh, I’d like to tour the mind that made that and the one that’s wearing it.
November 10, 2008 at 8:02 pm
p*nis envy obviously! a little bit of an eadipus complex maybe? but i have to ask. WHAT in the name of all god’s little mysteries is that thing just above the belt. AND you will have to fess up and let us know WHAT you googled to get that
November 10, 2008 at 9:01 pm
I giggled at this one. The big ‘thingy’ looks like a tail that’s been put on backwards. And is that his bellybutton above it, or some other errrm bits that were supposed to go below? Actually, come to think of it, I don’t really want to know.
November 10, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Its just so…… wrong!
I wanna see the explanation for this piece of “ART” and thats all I think it would be, it looks like its been taken in a gallery, I’d say it has some “story” behind it.
Like:
Its an expression of the male oppression in a world full of transsexual cats. The variegated yarn is represents the change in attitudes towards cats with gender issues, and also that, yeah, cats like yarn.
or its a dude with issues with the size of his ding dong. I think a crime against yarn isn’t gonna fix that you evil thing.
November 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm
I appreciate the ruffles around his ankles.
Obviously the poor sod has answered one of the spam messages about growing a bigger penis. Let that be a lesson to all men. Don’t answer spam messages :-p
November 11, 2008 at 1:48 am
…and what is with the socks? His right sock looks like he just took off his flip-flop sandals!
November 11, 2008 at 8:46 am
By the way, I noticed when I glanced at it again this time, they guy has that tail on a belt, I think it is meant to go behind him instead of in front of him.
Why anyone would want a crochet body suit (or even a knit one) is beyond me though.
November 11, 2008 at 9:19 am
you know the saddest thing is that his kids are gonna google him one day and find THIS … LOL , . . .. . poor kids
November 11, 2008 at 12:11 pm
WOW. 10 bucks says he’s not packin’ much south of the border. It’s just terrifying. But much like a train wreck you have to look.
November 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
ok… first of all… I dont even know what im looking at… from the comments I have gathered it is some sort of transexual animal… i personally think it may be a monkey-ish type…
and Jan… HOW did you look at that whole thing and notice the socks!?!??! The flip flop sock is what caught your attention?? wow… did you not see the ginormous transexual monkey cat??
November 11, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Thank God it’s not in 3D! If I saw that “THING” coming at me, I’d scream bloody murder and run for the hills! To be honest, it’s hard to see the bodysuit for the nasty looking, oversized p*nis looking thing. Is this guy stupid or just got paid alot to wear that horrible monster of a bodysuit? Where’s the barf bag?
November 12, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Whoa! At first glance, my stomach did a backflip and I left the computer. It seems the adjective of the day is REVOLTING when it comes to describing this monstrosity. Clearly someone is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
November 13, 2008 at 5:47 am
Increase your size painlessly, felted penises available! L O L
November 13, 2008 at 11:15 am
I get the visual of this guy’s ex getting him to help her out at her gallery show. “Trust me! It’ll look very avant guard… no,no… that goes in the front.” *snicker*
November 13, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Of all the things you have posted here-this one I believe takes the cake. I don’t know which is worse that someone took the time to make it or that someone actually had the snarklys to wear it.This also makes the fuglys you have posted before actually look good. I too would like to know-where did you find it or what did you Google to find this “thing”. Good thing I have a strong stomach!
November 14, 2008 at 5:50 pm
This looks suspiciously similar to a whole line of anatomically tongue-in-cheek bodysuits that a fibre artist made one time for a gallery showing.
The thing being, those were meant to make people question body/sex/gender issues and weren’t 100% serious. Provoking art, kinda thing.
If this IS one of those…well, it’s kinda empty to take artwork that’s meant to be provoking and point it out as weird. But I don’t know where this came from, so whadda I know?
November 14, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Ya know … I was wondering if maybe … just maaaaaaaaybe … it was suppose to be a tail?
And the guy put it on and a friend said “Hey that looks like a penis!!”
So they got a camera and with his head held down in shame, snapped a photo … ???
MAYBE … he need the animal get-up for one of those
parties where people think they’re animals. I forget what they’re called … but it’s like a “swingers” type thing, only they dress like animals … cute cartoon like animals.
Weird world ….
glad you posted this … what a hoot!!
plenty of warning … could throw in a XX warning for the
sensitive / sheltered, but I thought the “graphic” was
sufficient.
November 15, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Ohmygosh…
you only threw up in your mouth A LITTLE???
sheesh
November 16, 2008 at 1:59 am
I can’t even imagine what you must have put into Google to get this……..
Whoever made this has _way_ too much time on his/her hands….and the person wearing it needs some sort of mental health thing
November 16, 2008 at 2:30 pm
This is totally hilarious! 
It’s great that you published it.
December 1, 2008 at 11:56 am
Oh phuleeze the only thing I can say to that guy is talk about wishful thinking.
December 1, 2008 at 11:21 pm
This is kinda like a disturbing car accident or something…you just can’t look away! Gotta tell you that after a HORRIBLE day, I thought I might comfort myself with taking up crocheting and I found THIS! I have laughed so much that I’m happy again! Everyone’s comments are awesome, esp. the ones pertaining to projectile vomiting–love it! Wonder what this would go for on ebay….
December 3, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Yanno, that reminds me of something that a few friends and I were discussing this week: “Dick Nipples.”
For the love that is HOLY, do not… I REPEAT, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GOOGLE THAT.
This outfit, costume, whatever-the-EFF it is? It reminds me of the dick nipples discussion.
December 5, 2008 at 1:54 pm
This is art. It’s supposed to be weird, outrageous, funny. Don’t much see the point in judging it as fashion.
December 8, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Come on, this is not cool. Way over the line and offensive.
December 9, 2008 at 2:54 am
I was going to ask what you googled but never mind! I don’t want to know!
December 14, 2008 at 4:25 pm
MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! OH MY GOD, MY EYES!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! I MAY NEVER RECOVER!!!!
December 22, 2008 at 8:47 pm
OK… tell me honestly, how many of you googled ‘dick nipples’? I’d never heard the term before but now I’m really and truly informed on the subject. Much more so than is necessary but when you stop learning you’re dead. I may be ready to put my eyes out after seeing some of these pictures but at least my mind is open to new things. I’m grateful learning about dick nipples is behind me!
December 23, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I needed a good laugh and that did it. Thanks. I’m still wiping the tears away. Now the horrifying thing is that in a few months I’ll have a dream… and that will be in it – one of those deja vu situations. Thanks for a future nightmare.
January 2, 2009 at 4:43 pm
This is hilarious. You people who are offended by it need to lighten up.
January 7, 2009 at 12:57 am
oh – I just KNEW I should have added some more bits when I crocheted this thing – http://aykayem.blogspot.com/2007/09/re-duce-re-use-re-cycle-re-diculous.html
(feel free to post that on your blog – I know I am weird – lol … but a link so people can find out what it is/why I did it would be nice … I too am curious just what that well endowed nipply jumpsuit thingy was meant to be and what it was for and if there were any more that went with it etc)
… and yes … when someone says “don’t … ” I usually DO … so I googled those 2 words … but it was that 3rd word ,that came up with them in most of the search results, that was the real worry!
January 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
HAHAHAHAHA….
Oh s***, girl….that’s…..I don’t think that outfit justifies a comment. I’m not sure what the hell was up with that.
I’m having a hard time with this one….pun not intended. Is….no….that can’t be real. Right?
February 14, 2009 at 11:19 pm
lookes like sonic the hedgehog got his tail on backwards….now git yer minds outta the gutter…..hahahahahaha
February 28, 2009 at 9:16 pm
oh,…..hehehehe…..my….ewww…..god….heheheheh….lolo….roflmao…..gag….what the hell?
March 12, 2009 at 2:35 pm
OH MYYYYYYYY!! Wow, that made my day! I am holding a sleeping child and I have nearly woke her up with my hysyerical laughter!!!! This is the greatest and most horrible *thingie* (LOL) that I have seen in a VERY *LONG* time!! I must share this with others! Thanks for sharing!! As to the critics… at least you warned them that it isn’t suitable for children. If they chose to look and were suitably disgusted that is their own fault! Keep finding your crazy stuff, I love it!!!
May 6, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I just googled dick nipples. Lol Had to be done. Oh my word I’m now wondering how in hell that could have come into a conversation.
May 23, 2009 at 3:58 pm
ok, no joke, I shared a studio with the artist who probably made this. every time my boyfriend would come to visit, he would go “honk honk!” on one of the many bits hanging on the line… I would try really hard to avert my eyes, but the things just draw one inexorably in.
June 23, 2009 at 12:17 am
OMG! I guess there’s something wrong with me that I don’t find the dangly bits offensive – just the color, size, and yarn…
What *does* offend my sensibilities is the whole piece – WHY? Who does that?
November 10, 2008 at 6:10 am
Next time, please don’t share. That was absolutely revolting, and– honestly? — very offensive.
I appreciate your site so much- it totally cracks me up, but this was WAY over the line.