What Not to Crochet

Dr Seuss’s Cat… got off lightly

Posted by: SB&C on: September 29, 2008

I’m actually more of a fan of Green Eggs and Ham (Sam- I-am) fan but.. what else can I say?

 

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.

 Some come from ahead and some come from behind.

 But I’ve bought a big bat.

I’m all ready you see.

Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”

 

Note to the person wielding the pink yarn and the F hook: Dogs forgive.  Cats don’t.

18 Responses to "Dr Seuss’s Cat… got off lightly"

Poor Kitty. I’m thinking the next time he craps in the litterbox not only is he NOT covering but he’s also going to walk in it and then dip his paws in EVERYTHING that his owner is eating or drinking. LOL.

Someone ought to be thoroughly ashamed !!!!

Why, oh, why would anyone do that?!? That cat’s gonna get revenge, and it’s not gonna be pretty . . . .

oh the humanity!

Can you see the pure hatred in that cat’s eyes. <>

Why? WHHYYY?? Does the cat have a bald spot or something? I think the bald spot would be better than this. Poor thing.

I have a confession. I made one that looks incredibly like this one for my brother’s cat. She was stupid enough to wear it too.

Oooohhhh….. make one of those and you’re just cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Why even have a cat if you hate them that much?

I’m not sure how she even got that poor animal in that thing, let alone had time to snap a photo before it was off his head. I’ve never known a cat who would take that crap.

And I was totally a Cat in the Hat kid, it was always my favorite Dr. Seuss book, but this is still an abomination to me.

Cat’s don’t forgive. I dunno, my cat’s pretty forgiving. OTOH, I’m not sure she’d forgive that.

Oh, JustCandice, that cat’s almost certainly a she. Male calicos are rare as hen’s teeth… and sterile.

I am more shocked that the cat left it on…. I would expect that thing to be shredded to bits.

That crocheter should be turned in for animal abuse!

On second thought – let’s just let the cat have its revenge. can you say “dead mousie in the bedclothes’?

poor cat i feel sorry for him.

it is cute :) I have 4 cats and 2 of them will wear hats. I made gnome hats for them this year as i am gonna be a gnome. They lay in the picture windows every year and watch the kids –sooo… they get dressed up too. I like your blog :) though i do think alot of the bad crochet is actually pretty .

ooo, that cat is planning revenge, you can see it in the eyes. that owner will suffer and for good reason. i have a hat (for a woman :-) that is exactly that style made of wool felt from the early 1900s. there is a reason it didn’t catch on: it is ugly!

oh no ): now I have to say I don’t like cats very much (plus I am allergic, I’m sure that doesn’t help) but even I would not do something so horrible. I feel very sorry for this cat, too…

Прикольно!:-)

I found that pattern on the internet and made it for my cat. In red. She’s 17 years old and doesn’t move much. I wanted to see how long it would stay on.

Hours. She really doesn’t move much.

“Dogs forgive. Cats don’t.” This is true to a point. Dogs may lead you to think they have forgiven, that is until you come home and find your couch shredded (cushions and all).

Cats on the other hand start out waiting til your in the shower, your hair a froth of shampoo, and that is when kitty will leave the foulest smelling thing ever in the litter box. Next comes eating an insane amount of grass and waiting til your asleep to use your favorite shoes as a toilet substitute.

It’s pretty safe to say that someone is gonna pay for this and pay big.

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