Pass the Eyebleach!!!
Posted by: SB&C on: August 25, 2008
please!
39 Responses to "Pass the Eyebleach!!!"
August 25, 2008 at 9:20 am
I don’t know where you find this stuff! And I don’t think I want to know!
August 25, 2008 at 9:33 am
They actually got someone to wear that? You would have had to pay me a fortune to pose in that.
August 25, 2008 at 10:20 am
My friend is getting married in India. This would be the perfect outfit…or for a belly dancing competition in Alaska….. What’s with the toule on the bottom?
August 25, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Umm.. why on earth owuld you need a hood when you are barely wearing any clothes in the first place? At least the bra part is solid… there won’t be any nipple showings.
August 25, 2008 at 2:02 pm
The snood, maybe.
the top, wrong colours
the skirt
oh gods the skirt
August 25, 2008 at 3:08 pm
While you’re at it, pass the CLEAR anti-perspirant, too! Yee gods…
August 25, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Oh, oh, what’s with the stripey armpit? It’s killing me. Ouch.
August 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm
This is (without a doubt) one of the fugliest of all fuglies. I just can’t think of anything to say except uuuuuuuugh
August 25, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Hideous. I’m impressed.
(Is it wrong that I’m almost distracted by the visible deodorant from such horrors as the taffeta ruffles?)
August 26, 2008 at 5:04 am
The mixture of materials is so tasteful! I would never of thought to put those ruffles on a crocheted skirt (and probably never would)… this is a classic!
August 26, 2008 at 9:45 am
Why oh why? Why would you make something like this and why would anyone agree to wear it? Not enough money on earth to get me into that thing.
August 26, 2008 at 10:18 am
And somewhere there’s people who WANT to crochet this thing and WILL WEAR IT!!!
August 26, 2008 at 11:44 am
Oh.My.Goodness. This leaves me speechless. Who designs this crap and who picks the colors??? A drunk, colorblind orangutan? Sweet Madre Dios.
August 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
For this you win teh innernets, for sure!
Where to start? First the mismatched tulle on eye -searing scarlet, then the boob-squishing bikini top, no wonder she needs the snood – to hide from everyone she knows.
August 26, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Oh, my. Now that’s hot stuff. I’m not sure what my favorite part of the top is…the string that wraps around her torso or the lacy cleavage motif. Decisions, decisions.
August 27, 2008 at 10:38 am
Maybe we should recommend this outfit to the “Dancing with the Stars” show.
August 27, 2008 at 11:39 am
OMG! That hood thingie makes her look like a bad attempt at impersonating a sea anemone.
August 29, 2008 at 12:27 am
I always miss you when you’re gone but you never fail to make up for it with a vengeance so I can’t fuss at you for the occasional disappearing act. That being said, Oh, sweet mother of floofy things… what in the hell is going on with this monstrosity? From the gawd-awful hood to the unnecessary tag on the tit to remind us where the nipple should be right on down to the skirt that totally escapes description and everything in between… this outfit sucks shit and blows organic fertilizer. I do like that kinky bracelet thingy though.
August 31, 2008 at 8:51 am
is this one of those “art” pieces??????
art with a capital “F”
im guessing its a design for a catwalk show or something like that……..
September 1, 2008 at 8:46 am
I do beleilve this is going to reappear in my nightmares. I just hope the skirt actually stays on through them (it sure doesn’t look like it will last another minute).
September 2, 2008 at 11:17 am
if you stare at it long enough, it begins to have a 3-D effect. Yipes!!!
September 2, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I admire the model’s restraint at keeping a straight face for the picture…
September 5, 2008 at 11:45 am
That would have been the ugliest thing I had ever seen without those ruffles running down the skirt, but I could have dealt with it, however now I just feel like jumping out of a window.
SaphireQueen, 8/26 Please, don’t insult colourblind orangutans, drunk or sober, especially by comparing them to whoever picked this colour fiasco. lol
addie
September 5, 2008 at 4:58 pm
*wow* I’m _almost_ speechless…
what kind of drugs do these people take that make them crochet something like this? WHat kind of drugs did they give to the model? I want to know because I will _never_ ever_ take those drugs….
September 8, 2008 at 2:29 pm
For some reason, this makes me think about circumcision. Now, whether it’s a case for, or against, remains to be determined. Because I don’t think it would help this particular conglomeration.
September 14, 2008 at 4:36 am
Been a while since I came onto What Not to Crochet, I used to visit all the time.
Man… I thought this was bizarre at first. Then the rest of the picture loaded, showing the skirt.
And then my eyeballs exploded. Excuse me, please, while I go get some Windex for my computer screen.
September 28, 2008 at 12:58 am
I dream of Jeannie…only it’s a nightmare! Aaarrrggghhh!!!!!
Why does this stuff always remind me of 60s and 70s TV shows?
January 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Am I aloud to say “wtf” on this forum?
Because…..wtf?
I do like the design of the skirt and top. I mean, sans the..whatever the hell logo that is stitched to them….not sure what that’s all about.
But when did pairing bright red with sky blue become fashionable? Or when has it ever been?
August 25, 2008 at 8:47 am
insane. the placing of the motif on the top is particularly inspired.