What Not to Crochet

How do I Fug thee?

Posted by: SB&C on: August 9, 2008

Let me count the ways..

My apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning but it’s not often you find such a multitude of sins.

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Orange Fun fur.

Revealing motifs.

Nippledom.

Yes….. another top that allows you to quote Phoebe “Oh, and these are my breasts!”

13 Responses to "How do I Fug thee?"

maybe better if the poor gal wasn’t trying to cram into a shirt at least 3 sizes too dang small………..

Without the repulsive fun fur, and with a cute tank top underneath, I think it would be cute! But the way they have it is complete fug. :(

Wow, that is *awful*!

Actually, w/o the fun fur (and maybe make the holes a little smaller) it is kinda cute. The fur looks like something that was thrown on at the last minute – bad idea.

This is one of those “too” tops. Too many holes, too much fun fur – then again, any fun fur is too much fun fur – too much boob for too little top and last but not least, too much fugly.

Now now, let’s not be hasty. I can see many, um, ladies of the night pulling this look off nicely.

Oh my word….the color, the holes, the fun fur, the size….I can’t find one redeeming quality here.

The Terminator 4…. she was blasted with a bazooka, and the flesh and skin grew back, but the blouse was ruined forever!!!

Beware, everybody, BEWARE OF TERMINATOR 4!!!!!!

I would wear this in black, with thinner shoulder straps and make the tank longer.

I like the pattern of the holes…but not the way they’re used. Maybe in a scarf? I’ve seen worse shades of orange. I know some people who could pull this one off…but not with the holes, fun fur, and nipplage! Fill in the holes, lose the fur, make the top a size bigger, wear it with a bra or a cami, and it’s not too bad!

Just how MUCH Crisco DID it take to squeeze into that shirt?

My first thought was I didn’t know strippers crocheted. it might just be sour grapes since I haven’t been that skinny. I dunno its kind of…………. scary

With all that is displayed in the openwork patterned front, where the hell is her bellybutton?

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