Not what you want to see in the bathroom, early in the morning..

Posted on June 27, 2008 by SB&C

Picture this:

 

Blissful dark. Comfy pillows. Doona. 400thread count Egyptian Cotton Satin Finish sheets washed in Lavender Wool Mix (trust me on this).

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*BUZZ*BUZZ*BUZZ*BUZZZ*

The alarm shatters you from your peaceful slumber at Odarksomethingawful and you stagger into the harsh fluro-lit environment.

You catch sight of yourself in the mirror.

Haggard face, dark circles that a Panda would be proud of and hair that is exploring the “Matted” trend with a sub-theme of “Psychotic”.

*squint*

You feel like Death.

You *look* like Death warmed up.

And then… to reinforce how close to death you feel, you see

 

Yes.

It’s  A Crocheted Vulture.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

 

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22 Responses to “Not what you want to see in the bathroom, early in the morning..”

  1. Penny, on June 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am Said:

    Be afraid be very afraid…..

  2. susanp_y, on June 27th, 2008 at 11:42 am Said:

    That is laugh out loud funny!

  3. Marnie, on June 27th, 2008 at 1:39 pm Said:

    What can I say? I think it’s fantastic. It’d be a great birthday present for the friend or family member who is just a little older than you. :)

  4. Lisa, on June 27th, 2008 at 6:18 pm Said:

    Imagine when it swoops down to eat the crocheted roadkill laying on the bathmat…

  5. Amanda, on June 27th, 2008 at 9:14 pm Said:

    Is it supposed to be in the bathroom, like a tp cozy or something? Because I would make one, but not really for the bathroom. In fact, I’d make one for my dad…

  6. Risha, on June 27th, 2008 at 11:08 pm Said:

    Honestly, I think it’s kind of awesome.

  7. Sherry, on June 27th, 2008 at 11:23 pm Said:

    Having one of these babies hanging around the house would remind me not to sit in one place too long. I want googly eyes on mine though.

  8. Kisha, on June 28th, 2008 at 3:56 am Said:

    is that thing smiling?

  9. georg, on June 28th, 2008 at 11:37 pm Said:

    WANT!

  10. anon, on June 29th, 2008 at 10:58 am Said:

    It’s cute as a child’s toy. I personally don’t see anything wrong with it.

  11. Kimberly, on June 30th, 2008 at 10:45 am Said:

    Yep. I want the pattern.

  12. Melissa, on June 30th, 2008 at 10:53 am Said:

    LOL Lisa, I want the pattern for the roadkill! :-)

  13. C. D., on June 30th, 2008 at 6:21 pm Said:

    What’s wrong with that? It’s awesome! Awesome! I want one, and I want to make one too. It’s adorable.

  14. brambledoula, on June 30th, 2008 at 7:55 pm Said:

    aww i think he’s cute

  15. SapphireQueen, on July 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am Said:

    I love it! I have the pattern and I have always said “one of these days I am so going to make one”. My dad’s birthday is coming up, and I think maybe it’s time to dust off the pattern and make it. He’s old, he’ll love it. lol!

  16. Felicity, on July 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am Said:

    This is wonderful! It’s the sort of crazy toy I’d have made for my children when they were young! And before you ask… they have grown up perfectly normal!

  17. rosekeet, on July 15th, 2008 at 3:19 pm Said:

    I think it’s awesome and would totally make it. Is it frightening and a little bit disturbing? yes!

  18. eva, on July 18th, 2008 at 2:53 pm Said:

    You are SO harsh. It’s ADORABLE!!!!

  19. Double Take, on July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am Said:

    Well, if you’re going to make Mowgly and Baloo, you might as well make one of these guys. I would, if I had the pattern for the other Jungle Book characters.

  20. Cat, on July 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm Said:

    after that build-up i was expecting a shower curtain done to look like Munich’s “The Scream”

  21. Carolyn, on August 18th, 2008 at 4:21 pm Said:

    He’s gorgeous although the twisted smirk and the staring eye are a bit worrying. Definitely wouldn’t want to see him first thing though

  22. Maryann, on September 24th, 2008 at 11:12 pm Said:

    I absolutely love it! LOL! Admittedly, not for everyone. But being the type of person who A. enjoys amigurumi and B. generally prefers the darker side of life…

    I think it’s FUN! XD

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