Fungus as an Artform

Posted on February 16, 2008 by SB&C

Somebody, 

Please,

 tell me:

Is this a scarf or is it Jewellery?

fungus necklace

and I’m not sure that it’ll be any less WTF?!?!?! if I know.

This makes the wearer look like she’s got some kind of tree fungus growing round her neck.

Design Tip: Thats not good.

Filed under: Accessories

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8 Responses to “Fungus as an Artform”

  1. Dee, on February 16th, 2008 at 11:21 am Said:

    …and the bra strap showing makes it just all the better.

    At least the model doesn’t have to own up to this photo. They cut off her face.

  2. Smitty, on February 16th, 2008 at 3:51 pm Said:

    That chick has a long giraffe neck and would look better in a dog collar.

  3. Jeanne B., on February 16th, 2008 at 5:37 pm Said:

    It’s scarfewelry.

    Maybe if it were in something other than bark brown and foliage green, it would be less… uh… fungal?

  4. jen, on February 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm Said:

    Did anyone else notice the incredible neck lengthening effect of this knitted monster?

  5. knotbygranma, on February 16th, 2008 at 11:40 pm Said:

    I think it’s pretty.

  6. Absent Debra, on February 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pm Said:

    My first thought was that I personally would looked like something out of the Elizabethan court. This “thing” would only have a “neck lengthening effect” on someone with a long neck….us trolls gotta be careful.

  7. Heather, on February 19th, 2008 at 5:46 pm Said:

    Sorry, i couldn’t let this remark slide:

    “That chick has a long giraffe neck and would look better in a dog collar.”

    Is it really necessary to insult the model’s NECK? What’s she’s modeling is ugly, however, to say her neck, a physical characteristic that genetics gave her, would look better in a dog collar, is really out of line.

  8. praisefiddler, on March 26th, 2008 at 4:39 pm Said:

    Fast food for dieters, just carry your lettuce on your neck.

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