I’m unspeakably relieved that despite a significant amount of searching I couldnt find Christmas Crocheted Fug.
I looked. I found some really darling pieces that made me wish I had more time in my life but.. hey..
What I did find.. and it produced a number of mixed reactions when I saw it, was this:
(get this.. it’s a bargain at 3,000 pounds!!)
It’s a Hat. It may LOOK like a sea anemone or the hyperbolic crochet reef.. but it’s a hat. For 3,000 pounds???
It looks vaguely biological.
And painful….
And if anyone feels that they could make this and give it to their significant other/partner/sweetie/husband (darling or otherwise) and not have it surreptitiously fed to the dog/cat/budgie, please give it a go, and send the photos!
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas and are looking forward to a fugfree (in every way!) New Year!
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I would never give that to my car I’d be afraid that my cat would choke on it.
My Cat not car-come to think of it I could use it in the car to hide things in-no one would touch it-it might bite.
Why does it look like a porcupine pressed up against a chain-link fence? Yikes!
I know! It’s an Orange covered in Cloves! LOL, I used to hate making those in grade school. <>
That cannot be a hat! I am thinking, add handle, flip it upside down and it is a carrier for a toy dog.
WOW that’s awful!!! Words truly cannot express exactly how ugly!
Hey I can bring this to my biology class for show and tell!
Looks more like what’s left behind by elephants at the zoo.
A fool and his money are soon parted. Anyone who would spend £3,000 (what is that, like $5,000 US?) on a piece of crap deserves to lose £3,000 for a piece of crap.
What they don’t deserve is an extra £3,000 to blow on crap.