What Not to Crochet

It may be quick but it’s FUGLY

Posted by: SB&C on: December 2, 2007

There seems to be a disturbing trend as part of the “crochet revolution” to create a swathe of ”super-quick” patterns, using up the latest trendite yarn.

I can understand there is a significant appeal for the easy gratification of something you can finish in one day. There’s less temptation to put it aside for the next new batch of yarn that you just have to start something withrightNOW!  

but honestly:

awful cardigan thing

 I am unconvinced that this is either a) “slinky”, b) “sophisticated” or c) “fun”.

And to test whether it looks better in different colours, I conducted a short and highly scientific test (it’s called the recolour feature in Microsoft 2007 Powerpoint as I don’t have Photoshop available at present)  with the following results:

recoloured 

I think thats a big NOPE.

14 Responses to "It may be quick but it’s FUGLY"

I think the lesson learned from this is that when an afghan decides to vomit on you, you should wipe it off!

This looks like a pattern from a very old copy of Quick and Easy crochet I have stashed away somewhere.

It has not improved with age. I still don’t like it.

It reminds me of a crocheted art smock. Yuck

If you were to wear that. your loved ones might hold and intervention for you.

Hmmm, that’s interesting.

Hahahaha! I couldn’t agree more with brambledoula. Well said!

Hilarious website, most fun I’ve come across in a long while!

Not to mention that it will snag within nanoseconds.

ROTFLMAO….Love the test results!!!

and I ditto that big NOPE.

Krystal

This is very, very, very UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who ever thought this one up surely didn’t have anything better to do.

I am ashamed on two counts…

1. that this was made at all and the results were photographed for all the world to see.

2. that you are perpetuating this “,,,,,,,,” by printing the picture not only once but many times.

This is the reason people cringe when “crochet” is mentioned. how can anyone who knows how to crochet treat this great craft with such disrespect?

You know what I think? I think this is more a case of poor marketing than poor crochet design.

No, really, bear with me here. Imagine that instead of a stepford wife with an amish hairdo and some comment about “slinky and sophisticated”, there was a picture done by your favorite taseful knit/crochet magazine, with some hip-looking girl standing in a realistic and lively urban environment with a slight scowl on her face (or whatever marketing works on you).

It would still be too brightly colored, and utterly useless as clothing, but, admit it, you’d think it was kinda cute.

Somebody got paid to do that didn’t they? WOW, and I thought the commercials on TV were bad.

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