Archive for November 2007
Which do you think hurts more? Your eyes or your feet?
Posted by: SB&C on: November 24, 2007
Sienna Miller has made the crocheted boot HOT! for the season (I say that with every bit of irony I can muster) though I will admit they do have *some* appeal.
These warm woolly slipper patterns give me a vague sense of yearning for a climate that actually has more than two seasons (Wet and Dry).
The blue [...]
Happy Sexy Turkey Hat Day
Posted by: whatnottocrochet on: November 22, 2007
For everyone who’s celebrating Thanksgiving today!
And you read that right – the pattern designer actually calls this pattern sexy! I
don’t know about you but adding “sexy” to the description surely makes me want to
run out and buy this pattern, crochet it up, throw it on and work it in all its sexy glory!
Why Ruffle a Skirt?
Posted by: SB&C on: November 22, 2007
This plain just doesnt look right…
Whether its the way she’s standing.. too many fabrics involved.
It looks a bit sort of “whipped up, throw this on and Smile” by the designer on the way out the door to cash the cheque.
And.. I’m not sure.. but does anyone else see underwear demarcation?
Pointlessness in Pineapples
Posted by: SB&C on: November 19, 2007
You know, after typing that title…. I think I’ve summed up my thoughts about THIS
Even dipping into my glittery Western Halter Showing mode, I cant think of how to use it.
Sweater failure
Posted by: SB&C on: November 16, 2007
With everything I consider for holding up to ask the world, “WHY?”; I try to put myself in the shoes of the designer. Try to understand what they were trying to acheive. What their inner vision was. To give them the benefit of the doubt and understand they possibly just need a hug and whole lot of [...]
Covering up
Posted by: SB&C on: November 13, 2007
I understand that decorating your house is a matter of personal taste(unless you have cats and then usually you end up with those wonderful little things like mouse innards left behind a door that add so much SPICE to home decor that even the most queerest of Queer eyes couldnt come up with it) and [...]
A Wall of P*nises
Posted by: whatnottocrochet on: November 3, 2007
Unless of course you have one wicked sense of humor and
after reading what the artist has to say, it’s clear he does.
Click the photo to see bigger.
Crowns
Posted by: whatnottocrochet on: November 2, 2007
Unless of course you want to dress up
as a prince or princess.
A Change of Pace
Posted by: SB&C on: November 1, 2007
It’s a truly wonderful, wonderful thing, hearing everyone around the world comments on the Fuglies and Howlers we put up, the designs that are screaming examples of WHAT NOT TO CROCHET.
And also note how much traffic we get when something involving “nipples” or “crochet thongs” is posted.
Sometimes, You (and my “you” is addressed to you, the person reading this [...]
