What Not to Crochet

Show Pony?? NOT

Posted by: SB&C on: October 26, 2007

I saw this pattern for sale yesterday and nearly died from dehydration caused by laughing and crying.

 Then, one of the regular commenters on my own blog  had found it amongst her own patterns and went to the trouble of sending it to me, recognising the FUG value.

This pattern for…

ugly crocheted bootsTHE BOOTS

if thats not a waste of yarn….

It’s for those days you’re feeling bloated and want to look like a Clydesdale?

I know muklucks and the fantastic Australian Uggies (which I have – the Real-Genuine-Australian-made-by-a-hearing-impaired-guy-from-local-sheepskins-not-far-from-mother_figure’s -house-ones not the Jessica Simpson copies!) and shaggy boots were in..

but…

this is Wrong.

16 Responses to "Show Pony?? NOT"

For sale?? You mean they expected you to PAY for that! Man, at least I got my fug included in an entire magazine.

Oh, is that from CROCHET! Magazine? I recognize the format!
Did you see this at Boing Boing?
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/26/crocheted-bandsaw-sc.html

I just checked the link kelebek posted. Um… that’s different. And yeah, that’s from Crochet! magazine. If you really want the pattern its the January 2007 issue. :p

Slaughtering innocent English sheep dogs to make leg warmers? Where will we draw the line with the fur trade?

OMG! i made boots like that!! but i am a costume designer, and i was making a costume of a Kelpie (a half horse half fish Irish mythological creature) for a children’s theatre. who knew i could have made money on such a design for street wear!

oh yeah, I need something like those boots to make my big feet look bigger;) I laughed when I seen it the first time & I’m laughing now….

The shaw I liked but what the hell is up with those boots.

OMG, its a Shetland pony costume, just in time for Halloweeny

Please try and be nice….these match my mop!!!!

I looked at the picture and wondered what was wrong with this one? That poncho looks okay (continues scrolling down) and the color—OMG! OMG! THOSE BOOTS! OMG!

AHAHAHAHA! Well on the plus side they do look warm, but with the amount of snow you would sweep in you would be in danger of drowning!

It’s a little bit said, but the model actually designed the patter for these. She does look very proud of herself doesn’t she?

It’s a little bit sad, but the model actually designed the patter for these. She does look very proud of herself doesn’t she?

Does the pattern read……hang skeins of yarn in room with fifty cats….remove when they have been shredded thusly??

I thought those boots were made from the fur of 20 St. Bernards!

…fashion for the modern Cromagnum woman….

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