Crocheted Thongs
Posted by: SB&C on: October 13, 2007
We’ve mentioned the “personal chafing” factor of a crocheted cotton thong for women.
We’ve looked at pointy boob swimsuits and tops that show nipples.
Trashy Lingerie and skirts that dont cover much have also been highlighted…
Now, for your amusement, horror and edification -
we give you the knitted and crocheted :
Man’s thong.
Again..I have to ask the million dollar question:
If you meet a guy, and you get to the point in the night where you find out he’s wearing a crocheted thong.. are you going to die laughing or run away screaming?
26 Responses to "Crocheted Thongs"
October 14, 2007 at 11:47 am
When I first saw I shouted “OMG!!”
If a guy was wearing THIS on a first date, I’d run away screaming… and fast!
October 14, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Uh… that’s pretty much my comment. I am not sure what to say or do other than just start laughing.
October 14, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Oh my – oh my. This is just so wrong, uncomfortable and unattractive on so many levels. As for me, you can bet money on this: I’d run away screaming and I love to crochet. *rotflol*
October 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm
After recovering from hysterical laughter, I’d high-tail it out of there.
Does it come with free lotion? That thing’s gonna CHAFE like crazy!
October 15, 2007 at 12:55 pm
ROFLMAO!!! Definately run away screaming!!! I think I’d have to seriously consider my marriage vows if my hubby asked for one!!!!!!!!!
October 15, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I think it could be saved with a suggestively placed tuft of fun-fur… or perhaps a box of matches.
October 15, 2007 at 10:14 pm
oh my gosh, I’d be rolling on the floor laughing. And I have a loud laugh, so anybody walking by his house (parent’s basement?) would hear it….
This reminds me of a date long ago. It was my second date with this guy, I didn’t think we were anywhere close to the “let’s whip it out” stage. But apparently he thought we were. I laughed until I almost cried. Then I walked home – a good portion of the way by myself;)
believe it or not, he did come back around after about 2 months to ask me out again…..I didn’t go out with him
October 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
I’m just glad it’s a mannequin modeling the thong…a real man in it ups the ugh factor a bit too much.
October 16, 2007 at 10:17 am
I have to amend my statement. As regular underwear, this is ridiculous and uncomfortable. But with a little fun-fur, it wouldn’t be as bad.
OK, it would. But it wouldn’t be worse than the novelty thongs some places sell. You know the ones. The alligators, the elephants, the flamingoes.
October 17, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Can we die laughing while running away?
That’s just wrong. Fugly is an understatement.
I wouldn’t crochet this for my husband even if he paid me to.
October 19, 2007 at 2:39 am
The thing that scared me most about this particular pattern (and trust me, there are many many out there that are much much worse!) was the terminology they used.
Is the front of a man’s drawers often referred to as a “bubble”?
*shivers*
SB&C
October 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I’d probably laugh, then run screaming into the night!
Then, laugh again!
October 26, 2007 at 12:56 pm
this is soooo wrong on soooo many level! *shudder*
I have just found your blog, I shall look at it every time I need to laugh out loud!
November 4, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Well first i would die laughing and then my dead carcass would run away screaming.
November 5, 2007 at 10:44 am
how about if you get that far in the relationship you just felt it so it could never be worn again?
February 6, 2008 at 8:40 pm
This pattern is knit, not crochet. Both methods of fabric-making have their advantages, and I don’t think I’ll offend anyone by pointing out that knit fabric is better suited to underwear.
February 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
unless it was fabricated from superwash or synthetic i’m pretty sure that the item would felt itself on the body with all the sweat and chafing going on
yup, i’m in the run away and die laughing category too
April 15, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I’d have to kick my own ass if I made something as stupid and useless as crochet or knit underpants.
I guess some people take the garter stitch too literally.
May 5, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Ok- if he fits into that SMALL of a thong- first I’d laugh until Diet Pepsi came out of my nose, then I’d laugh some more, and ask what his gay roomate’s name was! No self-respecting girlfriend or wife would insult her man by giving him a gift that says “you’re tiny and he looks cold…”, even if it’s true! Laughing, laughing and laughing some more…
Blessed Be!
May 8, 2008 at 9:01 pm
You ever laugh so hard, involuntary snorting sounds come out of your mouth before you pee your pants? nuff said…
February 19, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Wow – and here I’ve been told for years that Women care more about what is in a Man’s head than what is between his legs. I’m sure glad my wife would give me the option – after all, it is just something between her and me anyway. Reality check – it would become more of a sex game – put it on so I can take it off Honey!
October 13, 2007 at 4:08 am
hAHAHA. I have made one of these for my friend who REQUESTED IT! i have yet to give it to him (I still need to put in the elastic band so he can wear it). he swore up and down if i gave it to him, he would take pictures of himself wearing it. so i made it as a gag gift…that has yet to be gifted. I need to hurry up and put in that elastic to make sure he takes a picture of himself (EWWW) wearing it so we can all laugh at it forever.