Exposing Crochet!
Posted on October 5, 2007 by SB&C
Ok…
Lets talk about an important topic.
Everybody has two. Some people have a couple more as proof of evolution. But by and large.. nipples are.. around… They have a useful purpose (and I have to convince my friends’ son that mine dont work the same way as his mother’s as he unerringly heads for my rack when I pick him up) but .. we dont need to have them on display (unless of course we’re Britney or Paris)..
So.. Designers, please take note..
Crochet Tops That Show Nipples are flirting with danger…
This is lined…thankfully! Buts its getting close to the danger line!
Filed under: Clothing Designs, For Women
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The first one looks like it’s being worn by a twelve-year old. I’d be embarrassed (and my mother would be mortified) if my daughter wore something like that into public.
The second one looks like it’s straining to contain the, ah, boobness.
I have to agree with Wendy-the first one does look like its on a kid and the second looks like it needed to be made bigger if they were going to subject us to it in the first place!
These are not good, definitely “what NOT to crochet.”
My mother once bought me a top similar to these two from a thift store and I found it hilarious. White cropped halter top with floral crochet motifs = “Mommy, mommy, I’m a doily!”
ooh these are bad bad bad bad.
hilarious, are these for real? I haven’t had such a good laugh for ages
i like nipples on show so wear those tops girls
Ummm- I’m almost 40 and still built like the “kid” in the first photo. I might find this useful to adapt into a lingerie piece, or to show off my boob tattoos at a biker convention, but not in general public! And number two- someday she’ll be picking those up off the floor before she stands up- I’ll never have that problem! LOL! Way to tight for a rack that huge- girlfriend, you should be ashamed. Done in a nicer yarn, lined with a contrasting fabric and APROPRIATELY SIZED, #2 could be cute for the younger crown, but not for me. Hey- I still got it at 40, I just know better than to try and compete with the newer models! ROFLMAO!
Blessed Be!