For people who considered making the Crochet Thong
Posted by: SB&C on: September 28, 2007
There are so many things I want to say….
But I will stick with : This person who should be ARRESTED, and sent to a HELL for an Eternity where all their crochet hooks hide, so they can only find some weird size they’d NEVER use and they are left to drown in a vat of fun fur and horrible horrible horrible acrylic yarn that SPLITS and is Sticky, and Squeaks.. and the ends wont stay in…. And there’s never enough of the same dyelot.
Granny squares are bad at the best of times but ….. This is Wrong on a number of levels.
18 Responses to "For people who considered making the Crochet Thong"
September 28, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Oh yes, I’m sure every man out there is running to get those underwear….LOL
September 28, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I just keep wondering how fast (and far) I’d run..
if you got to that point in the.. ahem.. proceedings where you do discover what (if, indeed – ANY) underwear a gentleman has on… and found these…
Maybe they do have a purpose – Contraceptives!
September 29, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I’ll have to get confirmation, of course, but I think they’re too gay for gay men!
October 1, 2007 at 7:01 pm
ROFL! That’s just too funny. I can’t imagine that being comfortable on any level.
October 2, 2007 at 7:18 am
bizarre. why would anybody do this? Was it a joke or a dare?
I can’t even imagine seeing the guy peel off his clothes and expose the granny square briefs. That would have to be a dealbreaker. As for myself, my laughter could be heard for 17 blocks away…..
October 3, 2007 at 7:12 pm
I also think that they’re just photo-prints of granny squares, not actual crochet. That’s what it looks like in this picture, anyway.
October 4, 2007 at 8:39 am
can we make stupid people wear these so there is no chance of them breeding? especially the ones that keep calling my crochet…..knitting!
October 5, 2007 at 12:25 am
They could be photo print – but that almost makes it worse!!!!
They’ve *bastardised* crochet to bend it to their evil horrible fugly purpose!!!!
October 5, 2007 at 10:54 pm
there is definitely something wrong with a Granny square on your man’s crotch. eeeeewwww
October 28, 2007 at 3:54 pm
OOOH!, my latent hostilties LIKE the idea of torturning a man with these!
September 22, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Heheh..wow. Now..at this point, you have to hope that his mother would save him his dignity and NOT write his name in his underwear.
November 11, 2008 at 8:03 pm
“Why you laugh at me? My grandma made these for me cause I’m special!”
September 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Now here’s one to make using fun fur! Strategically placed of course.