Butt Ugly Purses

I’ve seen some nice purses crocheted before but wow, this one is really so hideous! And whatever is on the front just screams “homemade” too…what are those?
Compliments of Lionbrand free patterns of course! And appropriately named “Fun in the Sun Bag“…why fun in the sun? No idea! Does this look like [...]

Peek-a-Boo I See Your Bra Tops

What’s with showing your bra in crocheted tops? This one borders on “Hooker Wear” too… but since the bra just peeks out here and there, not quite. Just love how she’s dropped her straps off her shoulders so they don’t show at her shoulder lines… uh, duh, we can see your bra anyways… [...]

Hooker Wear

Wow, this is an outfit that is offered as a free pattern if you sign up for membership with a certain crochet site… both the “shell skirt” and the “pineapple top”.
Just the right look to show off your bra! Why even wear this top over your bra? It’s so close to being sheer [...]

Hairy Tops

Crochet tops to love?
Ya, sure! Any girl truly loves to make her arms look like they have furry hair growing off them by choosing just the right shirt that’s for sure… and to boot, she could make it herself!
What’s with the pose? Why is she holding her neck like she’s in pain? Ah, [...]

Androgynous Nude Figurines

Okay, I know this figurine thing is supposed be “art” but holy crap!
The artist has created a wee bit of controversy with her figurines…gosh, wonder why? Not sure what her message is but seems she has one…and it needs to be expressed through a crocheted penis and breasts and a weird pointy hat.
What a nice [...]

Scarf with Pockets

I was drawn to this picture when I first saw it for a few reasons…

firstly, the colours in the scarf are pretty
secondly, the model is pretty
thirdly, the model’s smile is nice and,
fourthly, the sweater colour is great.

What more could you ask for?
Then I looked at it again…why would she have her hands in her scarf? [...]

“Loop de Loop” Hats

You know, in some ways, this hat really isn’t so bad but then you look closer and it conjures up images of a clown and I’m not quite sure that’s a good look to achieve unless of course you’re trying to achieve it ;)!
Cost of this hat is $140 US.
So what do you think? [...]

Pineapple Bathrooms

Seriously, fess up… how many of you have seen crochet in a bathroom? And for those not familiar with crochet, “pineapple” is actually a type of stitch in crochet. Why someone would want to decorate their bathroom with crochet is beyond me…. and the colour is awful too! Just so gaudy!! Ugh!
And nothing is off [...]

Crochet & Buttons Jewelry

No idea what to do with crochet anymore? Then add some buttons!! And not just a few… lots and lots of them so they dangle off your crochet and make what you could call a necklace! Beautiful idea… I’ll get right on that!
I bet the cost of the buttons makes this a pretty expensive necklace [...]

Frosting Halter

Wait for it… the animation of this frosted beauty takes a moment… it’s worth it to see all the different ways you can wear this! To quote the site it’s selling on:
Halter made out of super soft and warm frost yarn. Can be worn as a shawl or sarong as well. Fabulous design for the [...]